Bono

Beat off nod off. Self fulfillment followed by a little nap.

I had a quick bono before I could even think about going out last night.

by Bloominagain November 26, 2022

No Bono

Used to indicated that the preceding comment did not result in death by skiing into a tree.

Jeff can't go out because he had an accident in Aspen. No Bono.

by ujima October 15, 2009

Bono

a person who gets blamed for lots of things that they oppose, like the scapegoated rock star of the same name.

Don't blame him for that. He's just a Bono.

by Janet Anidoe June 10, 2011

The Bono

while doing a woman reverse cowboy style you pull out just before climax and cum on her unexpecting face.

you proceed to dance around the room yelling " yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" ; like the lead singer from U2 Bono.

Kevin totally told me he pulled the bono on tara last weekend!

by Mr. boyt December 28, 2007

Bono

lead singer of the highly publicized group "U2".
what's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't think he is Bono.

Bono does not sing well live.

by quintessential he June 2, 2009

Bono

Singer from U2. The worst composer of music in history. He thinks he's the next best thing to God. His fans claim that he's helping to stop world hunger and other curing aids even though he has accomplished nothing but getting millions of undeserved money. Deserves to die a horrible, painful death involving gerbils gnawing off his tiny penis.

Bono: Okay, the next song I'm going to sing is about how great I am and how everyone should call me "God" and worship me.

Person who likes good music #1: Screw this, I'm gonna go listen to some Led Zeppelin, where the singer is actually talented!

Person who likes good music #2: Jesus Christ, your music makes my ears bleed!

by Blackdog 218 August 18, 2009

Bono

Originally the singer of homosexual band U2. Now also known as a perfect synonym for "gay" or "very gay". It can also mean "queer", or "wuss", depending on the situation.

You fuckin Bono, quit staring at my dad's ass.

by NainDeJardin November 26, 2006