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Boneless Pizza

A pizza with toppings which completely cover the crust all the way to the edge, as found in styles such as Detroit, Sicilian, and Grandma pizzas.

Pizza Bones are the "un-topped" outer edges of pizza crusts, which are discarded by some eaters for being frequently hard and flavorless, and generally the most uninteresting part of most pizzas. Covering the entire crust surface with sauce, toppings, and cheese creates a pizza which does not generate these "bones", being instead uniformly edible and to some palates, vastly superior to "pizza with 🅱️ones in".

The term "boneless pizza" may be utterly baffling and alien to those who are unaware of the existence of non-bone-generating pizza styles, or of the mere use of the term "bones" to refer to said pizza crust edges.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*

a different Person 2, who actually has a clue: Ya pizza, whatchu want?

Person 1: lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: So, a St. Louis style, with what toppings?
Person 1: uhhhhhhh...pepperonis. Cheese. Wit extra pepperonis.
*order continues*
by haloInverse November 25, 2018
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Boneless children

Semen, in addition to being boneless they also have no soul.

Solve this riddle to get access to the message Berra. I'm easy to get into, but hard to get out of, what am I?
Kalan: So she swallows?

Ethan: yeah, she's like a daycare for my boneless children.
by The best rusty venture April 18, 2020
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boneless ribs

Heresy,something that is never to be eaten,a product of the abominable sins of man,the most detestable and obsene offense to the beloved barbecue,a sickly and grotesque meal reserved for only the most miscearant and filthy scoundrels of human civilization.

In other words,it's ribs without the ribs.
Dude,what kinda sycophantic moefoe eats boneless ribs?
by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021
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boneless laugh

flopping around while laughing like you have no bones
by iheartdilfssssssss June 3, 2022
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botellón

(spanish: boh-tei-OWN) youth gathering of drinking outside where people bring their own drinks, mixers, cups, and often ice. popular in spain
i hear that they give tickets sometimes for botellón
yeah the neighbors are pretty frustrated with the noise. that's why we're doing it by the river
by lila~ June 1, 2007
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boneless

an aerial skateboard trick invented by Gary Scott Davis(GSD)and a friend of his back in the early to mid 80's. They got the idea from a fast plant but instead of planting the back foot, planting the front foot. This gave them a lot more lift. It soon became the most popular way to get into the air up until the flatground ollie.
It also is a very impressive vert manuver if done smoothly. The texan skater Jeff Phillips(R.I.P.) was well known for his huge, stylish frontside bonelesses.

The name came from a puppet that GSD had as a child called "Harry the bonelessone." So the real name is boneless one.
dude, did you see that dude pull a boneless one on that quarter pipe? You hardly ever see those nowadays!
by Buck Buleza September 27, 2006
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boneless

1. Becoming intoxicated to the point where you fall to the ground exclaiming bone loss.

2. Too intoxicated to maintain average human structure.

3. The need to be "shoveled up" due to sudden loss of bones. Body typically placed in duffel bag until bones are recovered.
"I was so drunk i went boneless in the bar and got kicked out"
by DTFrawdog December 22, 2009
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