Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
by Farcus September 08, 2007
by Patrick S. E. D. March 06, 2008
Mike received a blumpkin in a bar bathroom from a girl he didn't know while she was going to the bathroom.She even passed gas.Now he thinks that all girls he dates engage in this kind of activity every time they go to the bar.
by Smarderthentheaveragebare October 13, 2021
Man! My asshole was on fire last night, your grandma gave me such a nice blumpkin opened up my anal cavity.
by ihategays41 December 11, 2018
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.
by Dan Shvartsman November 05, 2007
by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009