Fuck Bumper

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.

Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

by Stirp January 26, 2015

Blumpelstiltskin

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014

Bumper Nipples

When two topless women are rubbing thier breats against one another.

"I love watching hot lesbians play bumper nipples."

by HotDyke July 31, 2006

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Blumpelstiltskins

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 27, 2003