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blue balls

when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 12, 2007
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Blue Balls

A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014
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When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.
The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.
by Diego September 11, 2003
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Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
by Black Wolf December 28, 2005
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a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished
Man my blue balls just wont quit you
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
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The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.
Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."
by Capn Ben December 28, 2005
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What a tease considers as her trophey

what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy first
I'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE!! another point for Beka
by BeKa February 3, 2005
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