blowjob

what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special

I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge

by hisbabygirl August 22, 2007

blowjob

When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).

Last night's blowjob was a great birthday present.

by boykooties January 30, 2008

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

blowjob

This keeps your husband/boyfriend satisfied.

The girl/woman takes the soft/hard penis/dick/cock and puts it in het mouth/cumhole.
While sucking/pulling/licking the man get's excited more and more until he cums/shoots/spray's his white/warm/thick cumming/sperm in the woman's mouth/cumhole.

by Robinio June 13, 2005

blowjob

something that my boyfriend really likes. especially when i let him cum in my throat and swallow.

oh baby, i love it when your horny and wanna give me a blowjob

by kinkyfuckface March 28, 2007

blowjob

to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.

mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!

by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009

blowjob

Many contributors, here, have defined it as to how they like it. I like a blowjob from either end of the cock, but I think I like giving them more than getting them. Some think men shouldn't give them, but why ask a woman to put something into her mouth you wouldn't consider taking into your own? I like the taste, feel and smell of the cock and what cums out of it. Of course, I swallow every time.

"Do you like blowjobs?"
"Yeah, they taste great!"

by Wally Hoover October 15, 2006