moustachey blowy

A blowjob given by a man (or woman) who has a large enough moustache that it tickles the neither regions.

Used in the hypothetical questioning of a mans sexuality to confirm or deny if he would enjoy oral sex from a man.

Combined with one or more pairs of boobs on the side, it becomes a "Magnum Baywatch"

What if you were getting a blowy from a dude. Could you deal with that? What if the dude had a moustache though. What if it was a real moustachey blowy?

by buzzgonewrong May 14, 2011

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blorl

Satirical word based on "lol, rofl, lmao...."

Man 1: "I found Tim sleeping with my wife yesterday, I shot him twice in the head and now i'm on the run, can I stay at your house 'till the heat's off."

Man 2: "No, blorl"

by Doca June 18, 2006

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Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

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Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.

“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”

by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020

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