larry bloom

A character on netflix's netflix original series Orange is the New Black, and is the worst character on the show

Larry Bloom fucking sucks, I hope he dies in season 7!

by nooodile March 27, 2019

Emily Bloom

The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.

1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!

by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019

winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter

yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)

by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

north bloom

a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs

Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky

by marnis September 17, 2020

Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.

Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011

Orlando Bloom

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.

He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him

by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005

Orlando Bloom

The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.

The gay men love Orlando Bloom.

by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005