The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.
1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!
by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019
blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside
by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020
by AIJT October 18, 2019
by Zukubear May 10, 2021
Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky
by marnis September 17, 2020
The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)
Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?
Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.
*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*
Next day....
Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.
Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.
*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*
Next day....
Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.
Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron April 24, 2011
by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017