bloods and crips

People who lack the mental power to read. Having this mental disability causes them to lash out at other people with the same disability. They have to wear colors to recognize who is on their side because they cannot tell friends from enemies. They pretend to be tough but are such big pussies they will not go anywhere without a large number of people wearing the same colors.

When they fight they hold their guns diagonal towards the sky with one arm out and move their wrist downwards to point the gun (this is known as holding it "ghetto stlye" and is the trademark of their mental inability which causes a 200% drop in accuracy) at opposing gangs or police.

50 (or fiddy) cent and Snoop Dogg both claim to be from the bloods and crips.

50 cents inability to read and Snoop Doggs missing teeth support this claim.

by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006

Bloomsburg

A college town with a drinking problem. Alcohol, parties, and cows is wha tyou will find here. A good education for those of you who need one. Kind of like Penn State, except totally different.

"Yo, lets go to Berrigans...Bloomsrbug Style" - Bloom Student

by Stutz January 23, 2004

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

blockshnoggle

A word that means anything perverted/inappropriate. It could be a verb, noun, adjective, etc.

Last night he blockshnoggled Nurse Pat 56 times.

Hey, you've got a little blockshnoggle on your talliwacker.

His blockshnoggle was ninety-seven percent goof juice.

by Jow Jimijow May 23, 2008

Bloonsed

When a rogue mod goes on a killing spree

Damn Tc got hella bloonsed

by Mystxc June 12, 2018

Bloons TD Battles

Game created by Ninja Kiwi. A multiplayer version of Bloons TD. People say “BTD Battles”, “Bloons TD Battles”, “BTDB” or “Bloons Tower Defense Battles”.

Friend: hey, wanna play Bloons TD Battles?
Me: sure

by powerflamex March 1, 2019

Blookvark Dronk

How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk

*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk

by My name is baddy October 21, 2020