Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

scrap booking

Going out in the early morning to pick up the left over drunk chicks that haven't found anyone to go home with from the bar.

Greg called at 2am to see if we wanted to go scrap booking.

by Michael Heisey August 21, 2007

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.

"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 23, 2009

Crop Blocking

When someone won't let you get on the computer to crop your Farm on Farmville.

Honey, my crops are going to wither if I don't get on the computer soon, stop crop blocking me!

by op_ivy August 10, 2010

flowers are blooming in anarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned

Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.

by Eatsloads October 11, 2023