Booty blocker

The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.

I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.

by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

by papatroy September 19, 2015

Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 29, 2012

Cunt Blocker

A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.

Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"

Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.

"Wow Regina is such a cunt blocker; she kissed Aaron Samuels at his Halloween party!" Cady

by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005

bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011