Blabocracy

A political system based on B.S., lies, half-truths, manipulation, and character assassination.

Also goes to Blabacrat: one who is a leader in a Blabocracy.

Some might say that America is the world's best-known Blabocracy.

by Thomas Bendl December 31, 2007

BLOB

BLOB is an acronym for Binary Large OBject. It is a data type used for storing large binary information in the database. Typically BLOBs are images, audio or other multimedia objects...

Geek Girl: I need to store videos in my database. What data type should I use?

Geek Boy: use BLOB, it is great for storing large files like that.

by Kalamelka September 9, 2006

blob

1-n-a person who is fat
2-n-the actual fat on a person's body
3-v-to do nothing of importance; hang around
4-v-to be PMSing

1-that blob got in the way of our basketball game!
2-eytan's blob shook as he walked
3-sara and i just blobbed around all day
4-she's blobbing today. be careful

by Shane O' June 12, 2005

blob

A menstruating lady's period

Stay out of her way - she's on the blob

by Daddy Fabu May 6, 2005

Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

by Michael A. Mashke September 9, 2005

Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 23, 2006

bloboflague

The art of camoflaguing your side blobs (aka muffin top) when getting dressed.

She changed her shirt three times, trying desperately to bloboflague her belly.

by Sarah Burrell February 16, 2009