Blob

A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.

Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>

by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 12, 2011

blobbing

when two very large people have sex

bertha and harold are in the other room blobbing..ew

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Blob

An extremley moody unhappy self harming person that has no personal hygenine (greasy hair, pubic hair etc)

A scrubber also know as a tramp

BdotJdot: whats wrong with hayley.....blob

Hayley: what the fuck man aii ittt i cor find ma jacket aii it yow got it?

BdotJdot: Nah... *slyley* Blob

Hayley: for fucks sake i heard that (standing round the corner ripping head phone out of ears)

by BdotJdot April 11, 2009

Blob

To "go". To travel to a place.

Do you want to blob to the movies with me?

by Be a knife October 18, 2010

Blob

A chick or lady friend that is on her period.

Nah, i didnt bang her, she was on the blob. AIIIIII

by Chester March 07, 2005

Blob Blob Crew

A group of fat people

Fat Parker is in the blob blob crew

by Oi Boy November 21, 2008

Blob

a glob of spit that is flung onto someone else's face/hair off the finger.

Can use gum/lotion also.

You think you're so sweet... Well let's see how you feel after i blob you up.

by Blobbb July 29, 2005