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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

Blob

What you say to call someone named Bob fat

Bob you are a blob

by NOT UR MUM April 24, 2020

Blob

Blob is to be a round slime like creature

Me: Have you found out what blob means yet?
My friend: Yeah, it’s like you. Round, chubby and slimy.
Me: That hurt

by TheOrangeBunny May 12, 2020

Blob

A person who is a blob a massive water bubble and is a retarted shit becouse it has no brain

Person 1: lets kill blob
Person 2: ok

by Notblob September 23, 2020