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Ghost Boating

The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).
We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...
by GeniusSex August 5, 2018
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Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
by Clem Snide July 18, 2008
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mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010
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U-boating

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.
Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....
by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010
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Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017
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Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.
by USMC110869 February 24, 2010
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broating

verb.

1. a grouping of bros enjoying the act of boating or being on a water worthy vessel.
It's a killer day out, we should all go broating.
by rkellzter August 15, 2011
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