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peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.
During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
by gay is bad June 6, 2018
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Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
by davrimeh October 8, 2018
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Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot
Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy
by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021
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Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.
Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
by Catricious June 19, 2011
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Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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