Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

blitted

Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".

"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"

by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003

Blithering

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.

The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.

by FeO2 August 27, 2010

Blitzing the A gap

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.

Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.

by Blitz her right in the A-Gap July 10, 2015

Blite

To be mixed with two races of ethnicity in the Black/ African American and Caucasian race of origin

My blite friend was the coolest friend I have ever had in the universe.

by 100 Nate Black November 6, 2017

Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

by LardBouye December 15, 2016

amish blitzkrieg

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017