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Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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She Blinded Me With Science

Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology
I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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binted bogos

A type of bogos which is binted
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This word can be used for ANYTHING.
This binted bogos tastes nice
I binted your bogos
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blinded

Going by the way something seems and not what's actually possible. Unable to see what is right in front of you because of pre-existing thoughts or ideas you may have. 2Pac used this word a lot.
Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back/
and in my mind I'm a blind man doin time/
we took a minus, and now the hard times are behind us, turned to a plus, now we stuck, livin blinded/ - 2Pac
by dudubrown November 4, 2006
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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.
Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.
by ownNfools March 4, 2008
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Getting Blunted

"Yo man, i wish i was Getting Blunted, i had a bad day"
"Word, I'll be threw with some smoke"
by jimirandolf October 11, 2008
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Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.
Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"
by Oana February 11, 2008
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