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squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................
Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.
by Baloolabel May 1, 2011
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Alexis Bledel

A beautiful actress who is best known for her roles playing
Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, Winnie in Tuck Everlasting and Lena in The SisterHood Of The Travelling Pants.
Alexis was born on September 16th 1981 in Houston, Texas and is half Mexican and half Argentinian. She is known to her friends as her first name Kim. She can speak spanish.
alexis bledel is a american actress best known for her role in Gilmore Girls
by Issla May 13, 2007
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bleeding eyelids

One of the worst ball-hockey teams in the history of the world.
Yo! That Bleeding Eyelids team just lost to chicks.
by DMBHL January 21, 2004
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bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.
"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"
by x August 24, 2004
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check it bleed

an expression or exclamation used to see a person's point or what he is trying to explain
First used in Airplane II, The Sequel and The Bill Cosby Show
Yo, check it bleed! Da hoes was up and da pimps was down at that sick party last weekend!
by Bubbe September 12, 2005
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Wait and Bleed

Wait And Bleed lyrics

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong...
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Get outta my head cuz I don't need this
Why I didn't I see this?
I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

And it waits for you!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 11, 2008
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blee

'blee' is a word which preceeds another explaining 'surprise' , anticipation, sexual anxiety, remorse, extreme stomach gas containment, etc.. Blee may sound like "Believe" shortened to "Bleeeeve in the Lord" but can only be heard in Louisiana.
1) "BLEE, oh damn, that gas is causing me wild stomach pain
2) "Blee that Blee Johnny", heard frequently at the Monkey Cave, Miraflores, Lima, Peru
3) "blee....p.....blee...p" the sound of a horn trying to sound but running on a very weak battery.
by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005
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