beaugarding

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Blag

1) to lie or exaggerate
2) to steal
3) to be lucky
4) skillfully worm your way out of a tricky situation, or manage to cinvince someone that something is true. need charm and confidence to pull off.

Ex.1
P1: you should have come to the club last night, britney spears was there!!
P2: *in his head* why the fuck does he blag so much?? im obviously not gonna believe that!

Ex. 2
P1: where have you got all this money from suddenly?
P2: i blagged the corner shop and the till was full.

Ex. 3 - *guy throws a basketball the whole length of the court and makes the shot*
P1: you blagging bastard that was so lucky!!
P2: im just deadly hahaha

Ex. 4
P1: we going to the game tonight?
P2: i thought you had to look after the kids all day
P1: i blagged my way out of it and have got the day free now!!

by forder89 April 19, 2010

Blagging

(Verb) Knowingly or recklessly obtaining or disclosing personal data or information without the consent of the data controller.

Blagging Example: A reporter for the Sunday Times posed as Gordon Brown on the telephone in an attempt to obtain his account details.

by kelemvor July 11, 2011

blag

1) To lie
2) Make up a false excuse
3) To make up as you go along

1)Tim: Did you get trouble the other day with the parentals for not coming home last night?
Jessie: Nah, I just blagged my way out of it

2)Mike: Oh god that geography exam was so hard! I couldn't answer any of it. How bout you?
Kim: I know it was so hard. I just blagged my way through it
Mike: You're the queen blagger!

by YESSS-CAHHH June 10, 2007

Blagando

There is no definition, but people don't know that, so you can annoy them by trying to make them guess the definiton.

Steve: Your a blagando

Bob: what's that?

Steve: It's what you are.

Bob: no seriously.

Steve: I cant tell blagandos what they are.

Bob: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Anonymous1234567890123456 July 10, 2009

blagged

To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.

That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

blagh

the act of needing to make a vomit like noise after seeing an ugly face, an uncomfortable site, the combination of two people who shouldnt be together and how it makes you feel, and the noise girls make after eating and running to the bathroom.

1. Me and Jamie saw her and could not help but go "blagh"

2. The site of her in a bikini made me want to "blagh".

3. When I saw the couple walking together I wanted to "blagh".

4. After eating one potato chip she needed to run to the bathroom and "blagh".

by Karen BagO'Douche March 26, 2007