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blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll
man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt
man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier
man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier
by lalalalalalalallallalalallalal November 10, 2009
Get the bum blunts mug.When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'
Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!
by TTACREVILO October 6, 2010
Get the Aloha Blunts mug.Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
by Myk29 November 24, 2009
Get the Firing Blanks mug.1.) quite simply put: a Black Santa
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.
2.) One of African American/Black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around him-most often children-into believing that they are of the Kringle or Claus bloodline.
Boy and his mom and sister at the mall:
Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"
Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"
Boy: "Mommy, why is Santa so dark this year?"
Mom: "Because sweetie, that's one of Santa's sons, Blanta. He's helping today while Santa gets ready for Christmas."
Boy's bitter, pessimistic older sister: "Who was Mrs. Claus sleeping with then?"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011
Get the Blanta mug.Simon (to Mark): I have a big penis
Stu (interupts) : blats dont mines bigger and you know it
(after a short pause)
Simon: Blats you have got the biggest dong on the planet!
Stu (interupts) : blats dont mines bigger and you know it
(after a short pause)
Simon: Blats you have got the biggest dong on the planet!
by The Main MILF man June 25, 2005
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