Wasilla Blackberry

Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say

Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.

by tired of her shit February 10, 2010

blackercrombie

a black person who wears abercrombie

look at that guy standing over there.
yeah, he's blackercrombie.

by OMFG It's Gerard! April 5, 2006

BlackBerry Buzz

Anoying sound from audio speakers made when in close contact with BlackBerry Handheld devise

Bob- Move away from the phone, I've got BlackBerry Buzz.

by avnavy July 27, 2006

Blackberry

A piece of shit phone

Candice hates her blackberry and wants to get an Iphone

by idontwanttotellyou August 18, 2010

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

The biggest blackest dick

A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".

Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"

Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

Blackberry

A cellular device that not only becomes addicting, but takes over a owner's life and makes them feel as if they can not live without one.

Fuck, I forgot my Blackberry at home. I'll be right back, let me go get it.

by Sofafuckinggenius February 18, 2010