The name Bertil comes from Latin, it means legend. all Bertil´s have a huge fuckin cock, probably around 11 inches minimum. If your middle name is Elias, and your last name is Brückner, you must have fucked the city.
Omg is Bertil Elias Bruckner in the same room as my mom?
yes dude he is, your mom is getting that 11-inch dick by Bertil bro.
yes dude he is, your mom is getting that 11-inch dick by Bertil bro.
by BertilBruckner May 29, 2020
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Cletus is a true beerthusiast; he only drinks premium lagers and does not waste his time with the silver bullet or that other beech wood aged beer that many gardeners drink after work.
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Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.
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Get the Bert's Bumble Snitchel mug.A craft beer crime. This could be mixing a great beer with another substance (eg. Pliny the Radler) or any other action that the wider craft beer community may consider a crime against good beer.
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Man look at his face. It is like two black furry catipillars mounted themselves on this forehead. That dude has some serious Bert brows!
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This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
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