Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.

"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor

by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.

It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

by Jamo2221 January 19, 2021

bitcoin cash

A fork of Bitcoin with a larger block size, resulting in a higher transaction throughput. Market is rapidly switching to Bitcoin Cash because of the almost free transaction fee and fast confirmation times. When Bitcoin Cash is the main chain with the highest mining support, it will simply be called Bitcoin.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.

I've been waiting HOURS for my bitcoin transaction to be confirmed! Fuck, I knew I should have not dumped my bitcoin cash!
-Legacy BTC supporter

by cRYPTOMASTER7645 August 21, 2017

Mr Bitcoin

A Mr Bitcoin has a huge hog owns a roundabout and a block of houses for the bants. he can't get women so now he is gay .

I wish i was like a Mr Bitcoin

by Daniel Borris Neil Harriosn March 22, 2022

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The Bitcoinization of Singapore Math

When Bitcoin becomes not only the currency of choice among math educators and homeschoolers worldwide when ordering math books from the “fine” city online, but is also popular among an increasing number of local math authors who prefer their royalty to be paid in crypto.

The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.

by Numerati March 22, 2024

Burmese Bulldozers for Bitcoin

When an organization, such as a government, reacts to crypto currency or blockchain developments in ways that make it apparent they don't understand how it works.

Used like "pearls before swine" or "coals for newcastle".

Bro, did you hear that they want to "outlaw private keys" in Florida?

Hah. Just so much Burmese bulldozers for bitcoin.

by Satoshi Blart August 25, 2021