ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

"that person is a real ashley birch"

by duck kid January 18, 2018

John Birch Crazy

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.

Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.

by Libertatis October 2, 2013

joe birch

A self centered jypsy who loves guys and lives on a fairground and is a "chef" that cooks horse meet burgers

Joe birch os a dic

by banandhdb December 9, 2014

lil birch

beautiful person, also very talented. duck you adrian

"krystal's a lil birch"

by litty.com September 8, 2016

Judd Birch

The older brother and of the main character on the TV show “Big Mouth” he’s the hottest character alive. He walked so those fucking e-boys could run.

Boy: I was watching Big Mouth and Judd Birch came onto the screen and I literally almost jizzed in my pants right then and there

by Kalopsiax January 27, 2021

Thora Birch-in'

Slanted, leaning.

Named for the actress in "American Beauty", and referring to the topless scene featuring her off-kilter nipples.

"You want to straighten that picture? It's kind of Thora Birch-in'."

by fort_max March 21, 2005

Juan Birch Society

Naturalized American citizens of recent Latin American descent who follow a right-wing agenda, particularly advocating strong anti-immigration policies.

Julio's parents crossed into the country illegally, and now he says Navy Seals should patrol the Rio Grande.
Oh man, another Juan Birch Society member.

by BlueLew June 14, 2010