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1. bonsai is a coloqual term in Australia for it's 25th Prime Minister - John Howard. The nickname was coined by the former leader on the opposition when he was quoted on Andrew Denton's Enough Rope (Screened: 28 July 2003). It is in reference to the Australian allience with America - viewed by some as 'subservient' (Malcolm Fraser).
2. Bonsai meaning "tray gardening" in Japanese is the process of growing trees and plants, while keeping them small by the use of careful pruning. It is considered a difficult art, and the trees can last for hundreds of years.
3. A computer code system used to manage CVS code arcives called 'The Bonsai CVS'.
4. Human Bonsai - Is a term for the practice of Comprachicose practictioners. It refers to the practice of changing the physical appearance of human beings by manipulating the growth of children. It's considered similar way to the horticultural method of bonsai -- or through deliberate mutilation.
John Howardsomeone was saying he's got a new nickname, 'Bonsai', 'cause he's a little Bush. - Mark Latham
by Flash Ash January 12, 2006
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Bonscuzi

Bonscuzi: an excuse with a positive aspect to it
Exhausted, John gave her the bonscuzi that he needed some sleep.
by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008
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Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.
My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.
by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003
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Haryanvi Bhosda

A haryanvi bhosada is a guy with a big dick and fucks all village chicks while harvesting his crops. He his the epitome of horniness and fucks his goat sometimes.
HIN: Abhinvav Kaushik ek haryanvi bhosda hai. ENG: Abhinav Kaushik is a Haryanvi Bhosda.
by RANDVA January 24, 2018
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Boonsboro

Town in Washington County, Maryland, that no one knows, nor wants to know. Astonishingly undiverse and uncultured, the town consists of townies, rednecks, kids, seniors, and the random minority who got lost trying to find Montgomery County.

Seeing as there's nothing to do in this small town, most kids find themselves using drugs, drinking alcohol and spending large amounts of time in sister towns Frederick and Hagerstown where there is still nothing left to do but mingle with the locals at the Valley Mall.

If you are rich in Boonsboro, you are still poor in most other parts of Maryland.

Boonsboro High School is the school where most unfortunate students have to go. Here, students will recieve a poor education, witness numerous fights and be taught by old geriatrics who should have retired already. The high school consists of about 40% rednecks, 15% goths, 15% nerds, 25% potheads and 5% smart preppy kids who wished they grew up somewhere else.

If you go to Boonsboro High, you will be encouraged to spend your life milling around on the farm, or attending Hagerstown Community College. Even though it is the state school, most kids aren't even intelligent enough to get accepted to UMD, and most find themselves at Towson, Frostburg, JMU, or Salisbury. If you are one of the few who go to an out of state college, expect to be returning to MD soon.

Overall, Boonsboro is a fun place to live during high school until you graduate and realize that the world is so much better pretty much anywhere else.
BHS Kid: I'm from Boonsboro
Person not from Boonsboro: EW
by BoonsboroLuva August 29, 2005
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Bonsen

Adj. Something that is good or cool. originating in the north east of England. VB. TO Bonse is to have sex with.
That burger was Bonsen (adj) mate.
VB. Did you bonse her last night
by Dogsbody January 18, 2007
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Bonshine

A term used when you want to sip some drinks by the fire with your buddies.

Bonfire + Moonshine
~Hey Nick, you want to pop a bonshine with the boys at the cabin this weekend?

~Yo Suyash, can the boys come over and have a bonshine sesh?
by Jordan Kinkle February 24, 2021
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