Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009

Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"

by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

Beserial

A word that combines the best of both betarded and super serial.

"Are you beserial?" my friend asked me as I knocked over his backpack to make a footrest.

by Gamer_2k4 May 14, 2009

National Ex Bestfriend Day

It's Ex Bestfriend day on August 13th. Post your ex bestie(s) and are you still cool with them? If not say why.

Jessica: Oh shoot it’s National Ex Bestfriend Day.

Brooklyn: Omg i forgot all about that i have to post my ex bestfriend.

by ......unknown...... August 11, 2019

Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.

1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

by mungryy December 29, 2020

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010