Berkeley hummer

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

by Slave33 August 28, 2013

[Berbaric] or [Libyco-berbaric]

Berbaric or Libyco-berbaric (adjective)

1. Of, involving to, or characteristic of berbarians or libyco-berbarians.

2. Marked by berbarism or libyco-berbarism.

All the people -berbarians or libyco-berbarians- involved in this berbaric or libyco-berbaric crimes must be severely punished, so this revolting practice -berbarism or libyco-berbarism- will never happen again.

by OumarD, TheAfricanGlory December 22, 2017

reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017

bernoullitating

To cover the end of a water hose with your thumb to increase it's flow rate.

When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.

by lucidentropy August 21, 2017

Bergman nose technique

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

Berfin

She's the prettiest, coolest, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loyalty is one of her biggest strength and she is always honest.. probably in a way that might hurt you. She has an amazing sexappeal and she makes you some type of way. She is highly intelligent and she will break your heart into pieces if needed. You will always remeber her pretty smile and her heart eyes, so don't lose her..
By the way, she has a hot hot bum!

Oh wow... this person is a Berfin!

I need a Berfin in my Life.
What a Berfinlicious butt!

by talyaxo August 24, 2017

Pulling a Berrios

When your wacking your slim jim, your tiny meatballs, your itty bitty never seen a titty dick in THE SCHOOL GYM. Or beating off in school in general, especially to ANIME OR A HORROR MOVIE. Even worse, sniffing your hand afterward DISGUSTING.

Yo whats that kid doing?
I think hes pulling a berrios.
Oh yep he just sniffed his hand.

by TheCwispyJew October 27, 2022