by cubical January 30, 2008
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n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.
2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.
3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
n.
1. : A college aged male that hides their perpetual stoner buzz and utter contempt for the system behind khakis and polo shirts.
2. Interestingly in the perceptions of many, Borches are often deemed poor. Yet they are actually fairly resourceful. Having their tuition and rent paid for by the elders of the tribe, they have more or less a totally disposable income which leads to enough beer and vodka to keep a good buzz going for the majority of the year.
3. One down ass motherfuckin' W*$$a. The Throwedest frestyler alive. Some say he's too commercial but it's certainly more enjoyable listening to him rather than say 50 cent.
COP#1: You think we should search this car?
COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.
BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
COP#2: Nah, it’s just a Borch. Give him a breathalyzer and let him go.
BORCH: Shit, thank god they didn't search the trunk!
by The main Borch groupie, to stay anonymous September 18, 2008
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Get the beotch mug.noun -one of a kind human male sub-species derived from across the board government collusion in their covering up HCA Frist domestic torture through total disregard of FDA Recalls while conducting strictly for profit non-consensual medical experimentation followed with lab-rat abandonment aka surgeon engaged in patient dumping in extreme rural central nowhere amongst the rapidly dwindling population of aging thus redefined as 2nd class citizens having contributed their entire lives into & now that the time to receive back has arrived we are subject to Reagan implemented changes to SSA Regulations more draconian than solitary confinement in a communist prison all of which were manifested by and for self interests of the GOP!
The (prairie)bearchelor was a human allergic to opiates and OTC medications that categorically qualified for medical marijuana but by bureaucratic process was made a primary care doctor's patient of the local rural hospital/clinics that receive(d) federal grant funds therefore regardless staff and physicians are licensed to practice medicine in the state of Colorado they are subject to federal law thus they cannot recommend patients to the MMJ Registry regardless of the patients condition...under SSA Disability Regulations clients who enter into a relationship are deemed devoid of any & all government assistance responsibility for which is assigned to the love interest that must agree to accept full fiscal responsibility for said client & this includes total reimbursement to SSA and repayment of all past medical expenditures ...and if that weren't enough to inspire a 2nd revolutionary war the love interest must binding contract agree to provide all needs of the client for the rest of their natural lives regardless whether the relationship lasts!:-( btw I AM the prairie bearchelor
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Get the beotch mug.borchee is a shy girl who is also a big shmuck when you get close to her. dont be friends with her cos she will bite you
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