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that being said

A conversational device used by people who want to appease everyone, and do not want to take a solid stance on any topic as to not polarize someone they wish to be liked by.
Person 1: I think that prank where the guys feed seagulls laxatives and have them shit all over everyone at the beach is hilarious!

Person 2: I think it was cruel to the seagulls, and there were children on the beach. It was a terrible and awful prank. What do you think Person 3?

Person 3: Well, I think it was a brilliant prank. I mean, who thinks of something like that? It was absolute mayhem, shit was descending from the heavens and people were losing their minds.. THAT BEING SAID, I think that we should condemn this behavior for it was cruel to the innocent wildlife and unsuspecting children. Absolutely reprehensible behavior.

Person 1: Well, you kind of just agreed with both of us..

Person 2: Yeah, have a point of view..

Person 1: I agree with Person 2, have a stance on something and stop being a tool..
by makazen January 29, 2018
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being levined

To have a person build up your excitement around an item or event, then have that same person, usually subconsciously, switch it at the last moment.
Him: That place there has the best fried chicken in town! We should eat there.

You: Yes, that sounds amazing. I love Fried Chicken!!!

Him: Oh...but I can't today, because I on a diet. Let's grab a salad.

You: Damn it, I hate being levined!
by ModMed October 29, 2014
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behnoush

Its persion virgin Goddess of immortality .
Beautiful girl who By kissing her , the nectar of immortality flow into your body.
I feel refreshed as I was born again , it was behnoush for me.

My pain is over, your Massage is a great behnoush .
by nooshb August 16, 2018
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suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.
Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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decent human being

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :
by tobp September 2, 2021
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Being the Captain

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.
"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)
by Spilox May 8, 2009
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