beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Busting a Nuttle

The accidental action of prematurely ejaculating. Crying usually follows from either the shame, or the sheer disappointment.

You: Hey bro, how'd it go at the party last night?
Tyler: Not good man, Emily hit me right in the face because I was Busting a Nuttle as soon as the tip went in.

by Dormant123 November 24, 2013

busting your buttons

Busting your buttons means to be proud, self-satisfied, or pleased with oneself.

“How fantastic! You must be busting your buttons.”

by YeOldeLadye August 7, 2014

busting dicks

To have something that is superior and usually evokes jealousy in others

My new rims are busting dicks. Everyone wants them

by J Tibbs February 28, 2014

Beaushing

Beaushing, pronounced bewshing, is a mix of the words beautiful and dashing. Used to describe someone who is dashing and beautiful at the same time.

Wow, that boy is really beaushing!

by Bovineextraterrestrial October 29, 2023

womb busting

When you have rough sex

I couldn't afford child care so in lue of payment I gave that old hag a good old fashioned womb busting

by Lockstar69 June 9, 2017

busting up

an extreme version of "LOL" used in instant messaging.

LOL!!!!! that's funny stuff! busting up!!!

by Robert January 11, 2005