Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

road beers

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.

Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.

by SG Samus March 2, 2008

Beatstock

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults

That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out

by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

beefsheets

A broad's large boxlipps, often sticking way out.

That pig had gigantic beefsheets.

by Cardinal September 17, 2004

beersies

more than one beer, beersies (please check the term out on youtube, it is an ad for new zealand on alcohol awareness, it is funny!)

This is the ad that the term was coined from, it is now used every day in New Zealand (world leaders) ;) it is a campaign actioned by the govt.

to bring about awareness through comedy :)

hence...more than one beer = beersies, no more beersies for you!

beersies

by kiwi bloke September 13, 2013

crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.

Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011