Beefcake

the art of clobbering your partner with your wang, continously smacking her across the face and dominating her with your dick. by the end of this she should have mushrooms all over her face.

"Geez alex why did you have to beefcake me? my face stings so much." EE

by Heavy FLow January 29, 2008

beefcake

one large individual

man that guy is a beefcake

by b33fcake July 8, 2003

BEEFCAKE

Owning someone or something with excessive-ness

If this guy gets to close I'm gona BEEFCAKE him

by zer0face January 2, 2011

SPZ]-beefcake-[A

SPZ-beefcake-A, an extremely skilled player in Americas army who does not cheat.

SPZ-beefcake-A, a handsome lover

SPZ-beefcake-A is one damn sexy bastard

That mofo, SPZ-beefcake-A, can aim!

by jihad February 15, 2005

benchpress beefcake

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.

"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"

by Loofi May 2, 2008

beefcake

a fat kid who plays video games for his time off,rathers video games then hanging out with friends,stays home in his mom's basement

a beefcake thinks they have muscle but are fat and wont admit it.

by beefcake565 April 26, 2008

beefcakes

The lumps that form on your biceps when you flex.
Most often compared in a gay fashion. Or when under diress, a feeling to show off your BEEFCAKES may consume you until you are no more than a simple honkee.

"Hey Craig, you want to show off beefcakes and rub oil upon our perky buns while listening to the latest coldplay alBUM?"
"Certainly Randal!"

by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006