by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013
Get the Tickle your beard mug.A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.
"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."
by :) :) :) June 4, 2007
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The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.
Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!
The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!
A man (bearded) and a boy (the un-bearded) walk up to a door at the same time,
Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!
Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!
by MURF September 15, 2013
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"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."
by DKAY April 10, 2013
Get the Tactical Beard mug.A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.
"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."
by theavox December 16, 2011
Get the Seneca Crane's beard mug.Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?
by Riley Bear May 12, 2020
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