beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

by Fraser March 18, 2008

Benson

The world's BIGGEST HARDASS. No other person even comes close. A benson can look at bear, and have it digested in 15 seconds. BADASS.

The only condoms Chuck Norris trusts not to break is a BENSON CONDOM.

Enjoys strip clubs and boobs.

That guy is such a stud.

Whats his name again?

Benson.

Ahh.

by Joe12312321 March 31, 2011

Benson

A very, VERY small duck light that Tubbo (a well-known Minecraft streamer on Twitch) hosts on his stream

Dang, I wish that we could see Benson right now...

by dududududududududududududududu March 26, 2021

Benson

Sexiest Man Alive. Digging In Yo Fridge Baby.

Dayummmm Benson be so fineeeeeeeeeeee.

by He Be So Fine. December 7, 2010

Jack benson

a man with a humongous penis and balls made of solid steel

I bet that guy over there is such a jack benson

by fiddykiddler November 19, 2020

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

by i821u812 February 27, 2009