Beanbag sunglasses

Placing ones balls onto the eyes of a young lady

Lay her down and squat over her head. then lower your balls to her eye sockets = beanbag sunglasses

by packagedelivery September 30, 2011

beanage protrution

When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.

Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!

by lynnjusty December 16, 2013

Beanbag

A boneless couch

Can I get uhhhh Boneless Couch aka a Beanbag wit a two liter of comfineds

by gnoD dnapxE July 21, 2017

beanbag

when someone is very fat, and their stomach bounces up and down.

“damn did u see that beanbag run”

“his stomach is bouncing like a trampoline”

by Lexi r March 11, 2018

Beanbag

An overly fat person that cannot do any basic human function

"Holy fuck dude, she's such a beanbag... she won't do anything around the house and she can't even walk!"

by El_Doolin December 18, 2018

Beanbag

Dumbass

You absolute beanbag

by Cxdxjxmxs11 February 18, 2019

Beanbag

Kewl dude who got his name from coco puff Like a dug

Coco Puff: hey beanbag
Beanbag: No You dumb

by Bob_SagRoss June 17, 2019