bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.

"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.

by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Bean Bagging

When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something

Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!

by hoopbaby September 6, 2018

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012