Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 05, 2015

Bosnian bean bag

When a female/male grabs the males testicles and wraps her/his thumb and pointer finger around the base and has both balls squeezed out the top of their hand. She/he then proceeds to bop both testies with the palm of their other hand.

When Esma went over to her boyfriends house he asked her to give him a bosnian bean bag. He was in for quite a surprise when she aggressively grabbed his testicles and showed him a good time.

by Gujeps August 03, 2021

Bean Bagging

When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something

Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!

by hoopbaby September 06, 2018

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023