South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

Bleachhead

Derogatory term used for fanboys of the anime series BLEACH. The term tends describe these fanboys in the less mature anime fanbase on IRC. The origins of the term are unknown, though it seems have strong roots from "crackhead," since its fans constantly crave for new installments of BLEACH from fansubbers, even if the episode is not available to be subtitled, let alone downloaded.

Using this term is similar to calling one a Narutard, though the weight behind the insult does not seem to be as heavy.

Damn bleachheads need to grow up, stop asking when the next episode is coming out, and watch other series for a change.

by chaos4ever June 11, 2006

beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.

Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip

by slivr3388 June 25, 2008

Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006

beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!

he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage

by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010

backheads

A type of bacne, defined by numerous, deep tissue blackheads burrowed in the skin.

Oh man, could you hand me that scratcher? I've got some serious backheads.

by The Drunken Ninja November 4, 2009

Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008