bakerarmy

The fandom of Cash and Maverick Baker. It is one of the best/ Powerful fandoms.

sarah: Hey!
Paige: Hi sup?
Sarah: So I joined a fandom it's called the bakerarmy
paige: Omg no way! Congrats!💕

by Mariam babar April 4, 2020

British bakery

When your lover puts a krumpet in your rectum during love making to warm it for breakfast the next morning.

We have last night's British bakery to thank for this fabulous breakfast spread

by jerksmersh May 31, 2014

baeritto

A lover that you would like to wrap in your arms like a Burrito.

Well of course I'll hug you, you're my Baeritto, remember?

by JReds69 July 6, 2014

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

baner

1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin

It is NO COINCIDENCE that John Boehner's name is pronounced "baner" (btw, the alternative pronunciation is "boner" :-)

by tifosa September 26, 2010

Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.

Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.

by DonkPZ December 24, 2018

marcus baker

sexy mf from ginny and georgia

i love marcus baker, he’s so hot

by marcusisloml March 6, 2021