Barkering

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.

He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

butterfinger

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!

Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!

by fungiSD May 15, 2020

bitterfinger

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.

that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.

by jakernaut November 23, 2006

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010