barlot

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk

Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Bartlett Hours

Working day which is substantially less than the normal 8 hours.

You are late in this morning - working Bartlett Hours?

by Steve Canton August 9, 2006

nathan barley

Nathan Barley is a fictional character that represents all that is bad about the Shoreditch twat, a rich middle-class white guy of a wank stain, schooled in the arts, who thinks they will revolutionise the Internet and wear the coolest 'alternative' fashion clothes, and hang out in the coolest places of East London. In reality, they are out of touch, sheltered, self-absorbed guys with laughable 'trendy' haircuts and generally regarded as cunts by anyone whose ever met them.

James is a Nathan Barley.

by Twiki-wiki-piki February 26, 2005

Barlowen

The romance between two members of band Take That; Gary Barlow and Mark Owen. Any fan is thoroughly convinced of Barlowen existing.

Person One: 'When Gary And Mark shared the microphone the other day, it was so cute'

Person Two: 'I know, such a Barlowen moment.'

by AmyBarlow December 3, 2009

barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

barleyy

Discord user Barleyy#0001 is a British faggot that uses pepe emotes to express his emotions. Most used words are lmao :pepeweird: and waffling
If you ever get bullied by Barleyy tell him his balls haven't dropped yet

Female: Barleyy you're gay
Barleyy: :pepeweird: :pepestare: :poggers: :monkas:

by big tiddy satan March 11, 2020

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011