shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

shin bashed in the dick bag by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Based Stickman 

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

Based Stickman by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Basteo 

A word that could mean whatever the user wants it to, coined by a famous Tik Tok creator: "thescumbagdad."

The word has been used for many purposes, from cooking meat to harvesting wild rice, and even the creator of the word doesn't know what it means.

Person 1: "So this is how you properly make a brownie"
Thescumbagdad: "No, you're actually making cookies."
Person 1: "You're going to want to start by oiling the pan."
Thescumbagdad: "No, you don't want to do that, you will ruin the basteo."

Basteo by AdyreDivine November 20, 2022

based off of 

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable

"The movie was based off of the book."

based off of by it'sokaytothink August 9, 2012

Basten Brained 

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

Basten Brained by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Basedness 

The quality of being based.

I've caught word of his basedness...

Basedness by EpicGamerXD January 6, 2022