Basket Weaving

A profession or study no longer lucrative or useful in modern society.

Johnny got his MA in basket weaving and now he manages a payless shoe store.

by gammaradiation March 9, 2017

Fruits Basket

Fruits Basket (also known as Furuba) is a shojo (girls) manga about a 16 year old girl named Tohru Honda who recently loses her mother and winds up living with the Sohma family. She soons finds out that the Sohma family is cursed with the vengeful spirits of the Chinease Zodiac and turn into animals when weak or hugged by the opposite sex. The story and characters are very original, which makes Fruits Basket a very popular manga.

I love Momijii from Fruits Basket!

by Miss. Self. Destruct. September 16, 2008

Chef's Basket

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.

I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.

by RealGM OTB March 17, 2011

Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

by Haydoom July 26, 2009

Prune Basket

A collage of old women where they participate in sexual acts on each other. Absolutely no men are invited! Look up "lemon party." As this paralles with prune basket.

My grandmas eyes are bad so I had to drive her to the prune basket.

by Cpt. Black Sack January 6, 2010

basket shaker

A very hungry, impatient, restaurant patron that has run out of something at the table. This type of person will resort to shaking whatever he/she needs in a demeaning fashion, for all to see, in order to SHAME the poor waitress/waiter. A truly classless act. Arguably a hate crime.

Friend A: Why is that guy violently shaking a basket over his head?
Friend B: Oh that's Brian. He ran out of chips for his salsa. He's a Basket Shaker for sure. Just look at how upset his waitress is!

by FatGuyInALittleCoooooat August 21, 2023

Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.

Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.

by Mr Jablowme February 6, 2012