Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

obnoxious brutes

Strong body-builder type men who act cocky who all the girls fall for. A bit of an injustice if you ask me...

Why do girls fall for all these obnoxious brutes and not me? Inustice!

by yaboi33144 December 6, 2016

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

brutes

a savage like man, a bad person

the gang members were all brutes

by vitchek August 6, 2004

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Cute-Brute

Subject matter(art, clothing,media, etc.) that consist of cute characters committing violent/brutal acts.

Happy Tree Friends is so Cute-Brute, I just want to eat them up!

by Acro777 September 19, 2009