barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.

"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"

by bopshug April 10, 2013

Barnabas Woon

Some may say call him banana Woon,
Some may call him baboon,
But he will always be our Barnabas Woon.

Mr Barnabas Woon is the best.

by Dr_Pakawat January 18, 2018

Barn Duck

Barn Duck is a term coined by Nightmare Neal describing a woman who plays games and acts too good for the guy that wants her. Then regretting after his newly found success, only to realize it’s too late.

When I make it big that Barn Duck is going to regret acting too good for me.

by Nightmare Neal April 6, 2020

Barnyard Rumble

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.

"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...

by dilf king May 24, 2011

Argy-bargy

A fight between two losers in the Gulag followed by "how the fu*k did he kill me"

-"time for a little argy-bargy"

-"how the fu*k did he kill me"

by Takosdeperro August 2, 2020

barn chores

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.

"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."

by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 1, 2005