Backstage Larry

Backstage worker at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" in charge of Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox, but doesn't know where the money that should be in it has gone. Has his own theme song, pyrotechnics, and clothing covered in money.

"Here comes Backstage Larry,
Backstage Larry is comin' out!
Here comes Backstage Larry,
All the ladies gonna scream and shout!"

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005

Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.

Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ

by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

Sexual intercourse.

The actual expression is hundreds of years old, and was made famous by Shakespeare in Othello.

BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?
IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).

by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005

Backseat Gaming

The act of someone always telling you where to go or what to do while playing a video game.

"My friends are always Backseat Gaming when I play Undertale"

by UnderGirl425 November 17, 2016

Sir Barksalot

A playful nickname for a neighborhood dog who is a seriously annoying super yapper.

Must I listen to you throughout my entire sleepless night, Sir Barksalot?!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.

"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."

by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008

backscroll

To backscroll is to scroll backwards when viewing facebook. This is most commonly referring to when a guy or girl sees an attractive photo while quickly scrolling through and goes back to enjoy the picture.

Yo boi she is definitely your crush you backscrolled so hard when you saw her picture.

by hesus2u May 18, 2016