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| bare` ([e-mail])
| name : bare
| chan : #efxnetworks @#chatlife #psychz #båsmoen #tessa @#metal @+#concepthosting @#harlem @#physcox
| serv : irc.foxlink.net
| idle : 2hrs 34mins 59secs (signed on Sat Jun 28 15:36:00 2003)

"that bare is an inbred mafucka"

bare` by pwned June 29, 2003

bare`

a guy that owns PuertoRoc

owning people everyday

bare` by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Bare Shelf 

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

bare wood 

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia

Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.

bare wood by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009

Bare Minimum Twitter 

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.

Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!

Bare Minimum Twitter by wokeassbitch00 January 26, 2018

Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

Bare Muck by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Bare Beans 

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

Bare Beans by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017