BANT

Big Ass No Tits

Her BANT figure is a deal breaker for me!

by Steel-n-Time July 5, 2017

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”

“Cachau bant!”

by eeee4444 December 1, 2022

Banting middle school

The most high end but ghetto middle school in Coquitlam. The school itself is very high end but the people in it r ass, they're ether wanna be gangsters or sum rich preppy kid, and don't even get me started on the fuck boys

Ur joking right, u go to banting middle school. I feel bad for u.

by Th3y_l0ve_m3 January 10, 2022

Banting

Choosing between two different things

I’m banting right now between going to McDonald’s and staying in bed

by Mckinlee and Madelyn January 9, 2025