ballmerism

A crazy action performed by Steve Ballmer, the 2nd CEO of Microsoft. He is known for his outbursts of humongous energy.

The tech industry has gotten more serious, now that the constant stream of Ballmerisms has stopped.

by Fire_Snyper October 12, 2015

Baemaker

A particularly smooth line of flirtation intended to render one's opponent defenseless to one's advances.

"There's no way Jessica is going out with you. You got poop in her mashed potatoes!"

"I know, I know. She was pretty upset about that. I saw an opening while she was confronting me and threw out a baemaker. Now we're going out Friday night."

by The Poop Dollar General June 25, 2017

Ballmer

When you stick your finger up your asshole and shove it down someone else's mouth.

"Oh man, I totally ballmered my friend Bill last night"
"Really man? That's fucking disgusting."

by TheBiggerC September 28, 2020

bathmaker

a dumbass person who cant even spell the word antidisestablishmentarianism haha stupid pikece of doodoo

damn that guy is such a bathmaker

by ComradeKrabs January 10, 2022

Ballkakee

Taking a football to the face mask.

“Man Velus Jones Jr. just fumbled a punt!”

“Bro, it hit him directly in the face mask, he got ballkakeed.”

by PatientZero.Zero October 13, 2022

Babymaker bouncy house

Vagina

Oh boy, when she starts constantly saying, “You’re so sweet!” then you KNOW you ain’t gettin’ no turn in the babymaker bouncy house.

by ___Slang___Slinger___ March 23, 2024

BallsAlert

A word only certified silly goobers can use
No definition can be used anyway

"My dog, grandma, grandpa, cat, fish, mom, and dad died"
"BallsAlert"

by Sleepers420 February 18, 2025