ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

ballistic

is a nigga

ballistic is a nigga

by big black n world balls hd November 6, 2023

Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta

The Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) represents a class of long-range, strategic projectile devices engineered for delivering high-impact payloads over intercontinental distances. Unlike its counterparts, which predominantly rely on advanced composites and metals, the ICBP is uniquely characterized by its utilization of reinforced plyta—Lithuanian for "brick"—as a primary construction material. This innovation not only signifies a breakthrough in materials science but also introduces a novel approach to aerospace design and payload delivery systems.

In a groundbreaking demonstration of international cooperation and technological advancement, the newly developed Intercontinental Ballistic Plyta (ICBP) was successfully launched, showcasing its potential to redefine global strategic defense systems.

by dudun February 4, 2024

ballister

a gay guy who's arm was chopped of by his bf and ended up adopting a shapeshifting creature

My jaw dropped faster than ballister's arm

by iwantedtousemebutohwell October 17, 2023

Ballistic Shield

The most annoying weapon in Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1

Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield

Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.

by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024

coon ballistic

When you are going absolutely mental. Used whenever you or somebody else is playing at their best ever. Semi-popular gaming term on the rise for when you can’t be beat.

1.) Mason “He just dropshotted both of us.”
Keian “Damn, he’s going coon ballistic!”

by Canadian Donut Puncher September 25, 2022

Ballistic

Is liteary a Friday Night Funkin' mod chart song. And also it's literally crazy at all time.

Basically you'll get blue-balled within no time when playing that.

BF: beep bop beep skdoo beep
Whitty: fuck you imma go ballistic baababbabaoaboaababakabziabajaaoabaibaiabaiabaiajaiabajahaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by EdgeGD March 23, 2021